Apparently in Zimbabwe there’s a white people stereotype that we have no knees (apparently long pants and dresses are common with the white population, leading to the thought of us hiding our lack of knees) and that’s so hilarious to me??
I am shitfac3d on cheap wine eatting nuggets watching the ted bundy thing on netflix and i just gotta say your mid 20s is a weird fucking time
When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.
too much
My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!
My incarnations must feel the same about me as I do the mum in Requiem for a dream
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Major fantasy about getting slightly sick enough to have to stay in hospital for like a night or two. I don’t wanna be sick or anything girl just needs a holiday so bad
yndu:
yndu:
every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark
Semicolon use is actually quite simple; semicolons separate two complete, related sentences.
cool; bro
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